I want to ride my bicycle

Ok, so I'm trying to come up with reasons to buy this and fool myself into thinking it's practical.  I've come up with a few so far:- 

1. It looks ace.
2. It's a bicycle.
3. It's probably is very comfortable and easy to wear.
4. It reminds me of those little bikes you used to get in card shops with little felt pandas and teddy bears on.  And that in itself is immense.
5. The possibilities of making little people to put on said bike are endless.  
6. Did I say it looks ace? 

Anyway - you can check out the rest of this exciting collection (there is a sausage dog ring - oh yes) here:-

Lucky Duct by Rachel Pfeffer