Sunday, 30 January 2011

Give 'em the old razzle dazzle

How many of you have seen expert you tubers giving tutorials and tips on make-up, nail polish and general beautery?

Well, this particular one - made by Lisa Bidet (a great name I think you'll agree) is hilarious. It's quite sweary in parts and is generally all round nastiness but it's a mightily funny piss-take.



Whilst we on the whole beauty thing - over Christmas, my sister's friend told me that you can get something done called 'vejazzling'.

I think I'm probably the last person in the world to hear about this but apparently it's putting decorative crystals on your lady bits. Lasting a few days depending on 'useage' CRINGE.

Must dash, I need to find some lovely swarovski numbers for my bottom.

4 comments:

Marthaamay O_o said...

She's funny!

Retro Chick said...

Oooh, why did you have to bring up vejazzling.

That's just a weird thing!

Not quite beautiful said...

your blog is funny. I like the wayyou tell a story!

toya

x

Pixie said...

@Martha - that's what I thought!

@Gemma - sorry missus, I was simply astonished because I'm pretty late to that party!

@Toya - thanks, I don't try too hard! :)