Only fools Russian

See what I did there?  Well, probably not until I explain what the heck I actually mean.

Look at these two little loves:-

I am a complete sucker for Russian Doll paraphernalia as I've told you quite a few times before.  In fact, if you're bored of russian dolls, or me talking about them, errm, not much I can do there, I'm obsessed! 

I'd like to point out I was obsessed wayyyyy before anyone else liked them and I 'preferred their earlier work' so ner. 

So - these little beauties are actually lip balm.  Although M told me I really didn't require anymore lip balm I don't think he understands the severity of a possible situation if any one of the 60 million tubes/pots/tubs I have runs out.  Cracked dry lips are NOT attractive.

I got the vanilla (the blue one on the right) and cherry flavour.  They are really yummy smelling, I was tempted to eat some of one the other day but managed to stop myself just in time.

They are £2.99 each from Mad Beauty.  You have to search for them under gifts and then lip glosses, or you could just nosey around everything.

In other news, over the weekend I was traumatised by my very own big toe.  I was half looking at the floor and spotted a big black thing out of the corner of my eye. 

Sensing the fear of a rather large spider creeping up on me I screamed, pulled my foot off the floor and hyperventilated for a short while. 

This was all before I realised that I'd actually just spotted my big toe which is currently sporting black nail polish.  Utterly shameful behaviour.

Is anyone else as stupid as me?  I suspect not.